01 / REDLINE
REDLINE
New-tire accord and fresh asphalt run through black leather and dry cedar. Like a midnight garage with better judgment.
NEW TIRES / HOT ASPHALT / LEATHER / CEDAR
FULL SYNTHETIC MANWASH
ALL NATURAL
IS FOR SOY BOYS.
Shampoo and body wash for the guys they call toxic. One bottle. Three machine-inspired scents. Zero lavender fields.
SHAMPOO + BODY WASH30 CUBIC INCHESMADE IN THE USAEXTERIOR MAINTENANCE FOR MEN
THE ANTI-GROOMING ROUTINE
YOU DON'T NEED A SHELF FULL OF POTIONS.
Hair. Face. Body. One full-synthetic formula handles the whole exterior. Because no man should have more bottles in the shower than he has in his liquor cabinet.
AVAILABLE IN THREE FORMULATIONS
PICK YOUR POISON.
They smell good. They just don't smell like something poured at a baby shower.
02 / HIGH OCTANE
HIGH OCTANE
A controlled gasoline accord meets smoked woods and dark amber. The filling-station smell you like, minus the felony-level headache.
GASOLINE ACCORD / ENGINE HEAT / SMOKED WOODS / AMBER
03 / TRIGGER WARNING
TRIGGER WARNING
Gunsmoke and spent-brass accords settle into charred oak and dark leather. Loud at first. Solid all the way through.
GUNSMOKE / SPENT BRASS / CHARRED OAK / DARK LEATHER
COMPLETE LOADOUT
CAN'T DECIDE? DON'T.
Get all three formulations for $44. Keep one. Gift one. Leave one where somebody keeps putting vanilla oat milk body wash.
WHY SYNTHETIC?
RELAX. IT'S SOAP.
Every brand on the shelf is racing to become softer, cleaner, greener, gentler, and less toxic. Funny. That's exactly what they've been trying to do to men.
Rogue Synthetics was built for the rest of us. Men who get dirty, fix things, break things, build things, and don't need a botanical bedtime story printed on the bottle. If that raises a red flag, good. You'll know where to find us.